Snofie: What's this?
Me: A fortune from a fortune cookie.
Snofie: When did you have Chinese?
Me: The other day at work for lunch.
Snofie: "Don't worry about the world coming to an end. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Why did you tape it in your day planner?
Me: I'm waiting to use it on you.


My child is really warped, she made this contraption out of string and some of the things in her doctor's kit. I asked her what it was and she said: A Shock-O-Meter collar for my Build A Bear dogs for when they misbehave. She is strange.