Dear Neighbor With the Cute Butt:

I'm sorry I watered you German Shepard this evening. It was totally a slip of the hose as I was watering my new lilac bush which because of the lack of rain needed a ton of water. I totally didn't see him there. I must say though he did not seem to mind being watered at all, in fact I think he rather enjoyed the shower as he stood there peeking out of the gate and din't move away. Anyway, like I said, sorry about the wet dog.

Sincerely,
Kate