Some misc. things people have said the past week:

Mom: I had the BMW out today.
(1974 2002Tii)
Mom: And guess what ran across the rode in front of me on Rout 62?
Me: A purple hippo!
Mom: A weasel!
Me: I killed a weasel once.


Samantha: B-I-R-T-H-D..... [pause]
Me: I thought you knew how to spell birthday?
Samantha: I do, I was just pausing for dramatic effect.


Me: Why do you have those littlest pet shop hamsters in the trunk of that Bratz car?
Samantha: They were annoying the Bratz so they took them for a drive. (And she threw them under the bed...)